The Great Wizard's Quest for the Golden Toilet Seat

In the land of Azuria, where magic was a part of everyday life, the greatest wizard of all time, Elian, embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat. This coveted treasure was said to grant unimaginable power and wealth to its possessor. Many had attempted to claim it before, but none had succeeded. Not even the mighty Sorceress, Lyra, who had once been a rival of Elian's, could resist the allure of the Golden Toilet Seat.